--by Josiah Wells
Wednesday, November 19
I don't feel good today. I have a cough. (Or at least I think that's what it's called...that's what I keep hearing Mommy say.) Whatever it is, I know it hurts! I cry every time that it happens, and Mommy seems to understand that it hurts. I don't know why she's not making it stop. Usually when I cry, she fixes whatever it is that's wrong.
Then there's this stuff that keeps coming out of my nose, and Mommy won't stop wiping it off. I just can't get her to understand that I like for it to be there. When it gets to my mouth, then I get to lick it off, and it really tastes kind of good.

(See all that snot shining on my face? That time she didn't even wipe it off, she just smeared it around where I couldn't eat it. What's that all about?!)
And then there's those crazy diapers. Mommy and Daddy make me lay down so that they can change my diaper. It's torture -- laying there, still, for like one whole minute! Don't they understand that I've got important things to do, like eating toy snakes and tearing up books? Mommy even does this crazy acrobatic thing where she holds my arms down with her feet, my legs down with her elbows, and then is still able to get a new diaper on with her hands. I don't know how she does that, but man, it makes me mad! I would much rather just go around with nothing on, but when I do get away and finally get a few moments of freedom, she doesn't seem to like it when there's a wet spot underneath me.

And speaking of eating toy snakes, I like to eat all of my toys. Well, really, I like to chew on pretty much anything I can get ahold of. It feels so good. These places in my mouth, they hurt so bad! And chewing makes them feel better. I think I'm getting some teeth there, or something. That's what everyone keeps saying. Sometimes when Mommy talks about those teeth-things, she opens my mouth and puts this weird stuff on my hurty-spots. Doesn't she know it hurts when she touches them? But, you know...they always seem to feel better a few minutes after she's done. I don't know how she does that.
Did you know that I can crawl? It was amazing -- one day I got my arms and legs moving just right, and all of a sudden, I was moving, too! Now I can go wherever I want, whenever I want to, and quick! How cool is that?

One of the great things about crawling is that now I can get my big brothers. They are much quicker than me, but sometimes they are still long enough for me to catch them. The last couple of days, Big Brother Micah has been doing this thing where he hides under the couch. Only his head sticks out, and he stays there for kind of a long time. I love it, because he's so easy to catch! And when I catch him, it's so fun to pull his hair.

It's fun to pull Mommy's hair, too. Most of the time she's got it pulled back in a ponytail. But I know that if I just grab a handful somewhere and start pulling, it will all eventually come out of the ponytail. That's really funny.

Sometimes my big brothers play hide and seek with me. They hide somewhere, (they think they're hiding, anyway -- but I can always see them!) and then they say, "Joey, come and find us!" So I crawl to them as fast as I can. I love it when they want me to play with them! But then, when I'm almost close enough to pull their hair, they run away to another place. And then they say it again, "Joey, come and get us!" So I go to them again. But again, as soon as I get close they go back to the first place. I keep trying, and I work really hard to crawl as fast as I can, but they never let me catch them. After a few times of this game, I get really mad and Mommy comes and gets me. Don't they know that all I want to do is catch them (and maybe pull their hair after I do)?!
Sometimes they "hide" from me on the couch. But I've got 'em now! Now I know how to grab ahold of the couch and pull myself up so that I'm standing there. It's great. When I'm standing by the couch, I can take Micah's softie away from him or eat Conner's shoes. Sometimes they even give me toys and stuff. Now if I could just figure out how to get down. If I let go, I fall on my bottom, and I don't really like that. I think that if I could just get my feet moving right, I might could even walk along the edge. That would be cool. But for now it works to just start crying. Mommy will eventually come and get me. I have to cry longer than usual when that's what it is that I'm wanting. Mommy keeps saying that the only way I'll learn how to get un-stuck is to be stuck for awhile. But I know that if I cry long enough, she will always come and get me.

And then there's that eating thing. I love my babyfood. I just open my mouth and Mommy or Daddy shovel that yummy stuff in. The other day I figured out, though, that when I'm through, I can still open my mouth for another bite, but I don't have to swallow it. I can just spit it. You should see it, it's great. Baby food sprays everywhere. Sometimes I spray my highchair tray or my bib, but I really like it when it gets all over my Mommy's clothes, or one of my brothers' faces. Now that's some funny stuff!

And nowadays I get to eat puffs and cheerios along with my baby food. Man, you've gotta try those things. They are awesome!
But then at the end of the day, or when I'm really tired or don't feel good, I do slow down. That's great, too. Mommy or Daddy gives me my Coach, I suck my thumb, and we cuddle together. Sometimes Conner and Micah will cuddle with us, and sometimes I'm even so tired that I don't pull their hair. We just sit and cuddle. Mommy says that's one of her favorite parts of the day.

I think it's one of my favorite parts, too.