
We went on the Honey Island Swamp Tour ("swamp adventure") yesterday. It's one of the things that's been right here in our backyard for 2 1/2 years now, but we've never done...and now that we're moving we're thinking, "We should go ahead and do that!"
Conner and Micah have been so very excited -- excited about going on a boat (this was the first time for both of them), excited about going into the swamp (we drive over them on bridges all the time, but to go
into one, well...), excited about seeing some "real live alligators" and maybe some snakes, turtles, or fish. We left Joey at a friend's house. (Sorry, Joey, but we're so glad we did...)
Like any good tourist attraction, we had to go into the gift shop to register. Rubber snakes for both!

Conner named his "Sam," and Micah (with the help of Daddy) named his "Kwair-nince" (Clarence).
On a boat for the first time ever!

(Yes, there were life jackets under the seats. It was funny, at one point we hit an underwater stump and a few people freaked out a little. After assuring them that the boat was
not going to sink, the tour guide (Charlie) reminded them that the water was only about a foot deep there and if they would just stand up, they wouldn't drown. Funny.)
As we were making our way into the depths of the swamp, we were told that we would encounter some "friendly alligators" -- ones that look for the boat daily, knowing that there are hot dogs and marshmallows to be had. We thought that sounded neat. Our swamp adventure was advertised as a "venture into the interior of one of the wildest swamps in America with a professional wetland ecologist on a personalized narrated nature tour." We were hoping to just see some gators...we didn't know we would be
feeding them!
...and then we saw a 7 or 8 foot alligator waiting for us in our path. It was
right outside the boat. If alligators were a petting-kind of animal we totally could have touched it. As it was though, we were warned that our fingers would look like hot dogs to the alligators. Yikes!


(You can kind of get an idea how big it was in that second picture.)
Then Charlie stuck a hot dog on the end of a stick as though he were going to roast it, and held it out over the edge of the boat. The gator approached, got ready to jump,

and oh my goodness, all we could see was a splash, huge jaws, and hundreds of teeth snapping at that hot dog, inches in front of our faces.



It turns out that some of these gators are so "friendly" that they actually have names. We fed Black Jaw, Yellow Jaw, and Rope Neck. (Rope Neck was named that because she got tangled in a fishing line at some point and actually had some rope stuck around her neck.) Conner and Micah were the only kiddos on our tour, so they got to help throw some marshmallows at Rope Neck. What a thrill!
That was, by far, the most exciting part of the tour for the boys. But then, at a close second, was going fast in the boat. You should have seen their eyes light up. (It helped that the sudden breeze was a welcome relief to the heat!)


We saw lots of pretty scenery,


and a few birds, turtles, fish, and even a snake. (Sorry, those pics didn't turn out.) The gators were everywhere, though. We would see one sunning himself every few minutes.


About and hour and a half into the two-hour tour, the brothers reached the end of their attention span, and started getting tired, hot, and a little bored. We broke out the oreos, and Micah even eventually ended up falling asleep for the last few minutes.

As we were leaving, it was obvious that these kids had a blast, and we are so glad that we took the time to do this. (Thanks, Mom and Dad for making it happen!) Conner said, "Maybe when we get back to Louisiana after we move to Texas, we can come do this again." Bless his heart, I just don't think he quite gets it...