It goes like this:
Josiah: "Mom, did you know that you're my teacher?"
Me: "Nooo...I can't be your mom and your teacher."
Josiah: "But you are. You're my mom and my teacher."
Me: "Nooo...I can't be both."
Josiah: "Yes you can."
Me: "I can??!!"
Me: "I'm your mom and your teacher?"
Me: "Wow, I'm so lucky!"
Josiah: "Yeah, you get to spend all day with me - at school and at home!"
(And if we're on our way to or at school, it starts with, "Teacher did you know that you're my mom?" You get the idea...)
The other day Mom brought Josiah to school for me (he had stayed with her so that I could go to Bret's oral defense), and she gave him money to take his teacher/mom out for ice cream. We played our little game a lot that day.
...and these are the faces the goober made when I asked him to smile:
Love, love, love it. Love, love, love that kid!